Bye-Bye Bali Baby (1963)
Jules Verne (novella)
Gene Nelson (screenplay)
Genre: Comedy / Inoffensive Romance / Cursory Political Intrigue / Gonzo (more)
Tagline: Lasso a heart in an island paradise far away.
Plot Summary: A charismatic cowboy bound for army training depot is stranded by a storm on the island paradise of Bali. While he awaits the next ship, he meets interesting and attractive people and croons soulfully about nothing of significance. (view trailer)
User Comments: NOT ONE OF EVLISES BNEST MOVIES NOT ONE OF HIS WORST IT IS JUST AN OKAY MOVIE AND BARBAR EATEN SHOULD BE HIS WIFE AT THE NED NOT (more)
User Rating: 5.2 / 10 (844 votes)
Cast overview, first billed only:
Elvis Presley ... Rett Studebaker
Shirley Eaton ... Vanessa Goodling
Angela Lansbury ... Connie Goodling
Jim Backus ... Dr. Goodling/Chief Kahuna
Barbara Eden ... Annie Arrow/Chief's Daughter
Also Known As:
Elvis Presley Movie Number Twelve (USA) (working title)
Interesting Honshu: Evil Presrey (Jpn)
Grease Bloke Singer (UK)
Der Krooner Geheim (Ger)
Runtime: 82 mins
Color: Sort of a reddish orange with golden flecks in it
Sound Mix: Twice fried dolby
Certification: Australia: N / Belgium: 4 / Canada: Dartmouth / Germany:1 / Spain: Cervantes / UK: A Bollock / USA: H+ / Norway: CHECK ENGINE OIL
AMDB Memorable Quotes:
Sailor: The storm might capsize us. We have to pull into port.
Rett: Fuck this (starts singing "Girl Treble".)
Rett: I promise to take very good care of your daughter.
Dr. Goodling: I don't trust you to keep your hands to yourself.
Rett: These hands? They don't get into anything worse than massaging the neck of my guitar.
Dr. Goodling: I'll massage your neck with a noose!
Rett: Sorry, pops, no time to hang around.
Dr. Goodling: That boy is no good. Just a cowboy with no talent for anything but some stupid songs.Rett: I like your grass skirt, what's your name?
Connie Goodling: I disagree because it would run counter to my thin archetype to agree.
Annie Arrow: Me name Annie Arrow.
Rett: Hey, you look hungry. You want one of my hamburgers?
Annie Arrow: I'll tuna eat.
Rett: Heyyy, Altuna? Me too. I'm from Altuna. Small world.
Annie Arrow: You no dance with Rett!
Vanessa: You'll be dancing with a knuckle sandwich if you don't knock it off.
Rett: Girls, girls, girls, there's enough of me to go around.
Vanessa: Shut up and play, Rett. We'll settle this the traditional way.
Annie Arrow: Dance!
Rett:Alright! I know just the song for this one!
Big Kahuna: Me give blessing. You marry daughter.
Rett: I can't, chief. I'm going to marry Vanessa.
Big Kahuna: Ah, good. I always knew you make a great roast.
Rett: Hey, wait a second (starts singing "The Stew Pot is Boiling Over").
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