Submitted by Rob P.
Welcome to the Uncanny Valley. Population: You.
That about wraps things up for this week! Thanks to everyone that submitted these godawful atrocities! Once again, I am an empty shell of a human being, and it's all your fault. If you'd like to join in on the fun, send a stupid video here or post it on our wall.
See you jerks next time!
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!