Submitted by yours truly
YO BROS!!! YOU LOOKIN TO GET YOUR PAR-TAY ON BUT WITH NONE OF THE HOMO SHIT THE OTHER FRATS ARE INTO?? YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, BROSKI. CHI UPSILON MU IS THE FRAT FOR YOU. JUST PULL YOUR JORTS DOWN TO YOUR BIRKENSTOCKS AND BEND OVER WHILE I PUT MY HOSE UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND SQUIRT SOME WARM, STICKY LIQUID ALL UP IN YOUR RECTUM.
BRO WAIT BRO WHERE ARE YOU GOING COME BACK HERE WE'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO SOME JOHN MAYER AND TALK ABOUT HOW BIG AND THICK HIS DICK MUST BE TO SCORE ALL THE PUSSY HE GETS. FINE FUCK YOU FAGGOT YO CHAD *zip* HOOK ME UP WITH ANOTHER PINA COLON-DA.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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