Submitted by Greg M.
My friend, Greg M. sent me this rap on a whim. Then he went to the gym.
T-Dub is rapping harder than a muscle. When he gets in trouble he just gets the nustle. Or the fustle.
Man, Mario is jumping really high in.... int...into the air, like he doesn't care, but I do care. About smare.
I used to hang out with Emula who got Insemula. Then I hurt my femur like a dreamer.
Watchin' T-Dub rap won't give you swag fever. You'll get swag plague. Smash Mouth eat the eggs. I just bought some glegs.
*b-boy stance* Word.
"'I had a big raims is a big taims' - Powerfully emotive language, evokes wonder at how truly colossal his 'raims' must be, coupled with an element of incredulity at how this 'raims' can fundamentally co-exist as a 'taims'."
"Mario has a big C"
"The Autistic National Anthem."
"'High on Chromosomes'"
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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