2. Clan either writes in haX0r lingo, gangsta rap, or pseudo-military terms they heard from "Full Metal Jacket".
3. Website is overly violent or full of hate, revealing some morbid fascination with guns and killing.
5. Clan members have trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality.
8. Website looks as if it were written by Jeff K.

Samples From Website:

"Yo Mother Fuck@z!!! You Might ThInK Dat YoUr Clan is Da'BomB!!! Well then FUCK YOU BITCH!!! Cuz If You Wanna FuckWit CapitaL Punishment!!! Your Gonna Find Your HEAD in your MOTHER FUCKIN' @§§ BitCh!!! "

"Simple things are noticed most greatly. (Example, Not shooting someone that is not moving and if u do, appologize.)"

Description:Not too much great stuff on the site, but I just love the opening welcome message. To join Clan cP, you obviously must be l33t because you have to join them on the #cp EFnet channel.

Link for you to join?: Yes

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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