Q: Google, I'm bored. I didn't believe this day would come, but I actually dont feel like doing anything.
Q: Well, it's a bit late for a New Year's party, isn't it?
Q: Wolf pack and a full moon? I'm okay with this ... but how does that make me not bored?
Q: I dont like you anymore, Google.
Q: An obvious attempt to keep me interested, but ok, im listening ...
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.