Succumbing to Stocholm Syndrome and arguing the merits of cooperation to my fellow hostages.
Sitting with your back to the door in a room full of security monitors.
Sitting in your office running your window glass pane moving business.
Unloading cars from a ramp shaped truck
Fat cop eating condiment covered hotdog.
Repair man working at bottom of open elevator shaft.
pressing the intercom button and asking the secretary to bring in some tea
Being moments away from closing a chain-link gate
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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