Fairly uncomplicated one this week - it's bad places to be in an action movie. For those of you too young to remember, "action movies" were what movies with punching and gunfights were called before the invention of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (or MCU). For the rest, enjoy!
- Driving a tanker truck full of gasoline
- A normal commuter on a busy highway
- Dining in near the front windows of a fancy restaurant
- Peeing outdoors
- Attending a launch party for a new product that will change the world
Smoking near some red barrels.
pushing your wheelbarrow of precious oranges to the market
being a high school bully and you hear one of the freshmen has some random, jacked dude that moved into their house
In an abandoned warehouse/crackhouse apartment with 3 of your fellow friends.
in a fancy convertible with vanity plates, wearing snazzy clothes and talking loudly on a 90's cellphone
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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