SA Forums founder Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka recently descended from the heavens and made a proclamation: "I want you to make the best drawing of a large bird snookering and hoodwinking some country rube bumpkin out of his hard earned cash." Goons responded with interpretations both literal and evocative, using Photoshop, MS Paint and even pencil on lined paper to make his request a reality. They also take down a golden calf or two in the process haha -- take that, Bitcoin!

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CC: Them Bitcoin Birds Is Just City Buzzards Trying To Swindle Us Good Hard Working Country Folk Out Of Are Hard Earned Bucks

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