GnatKingCoal "Infantile Weinular Cybrosis is a dangerous genetic condition putting at risk over 500 citizens of Washington, DC."
Lemon "Type 3 Campbell's Disorder: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?"
Millie "Baldwin Syndrome: Unmistakable squinty eyes and a natural inclination towards douchebaggery and bad movies."
GnatKingCoal "Porking-Baena Syndrome can lead to loss of political capital and star power."
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.