Gackt Syndrome, submitted by take that baby and go.
Gackt, whose name sounds much like a Nickelodeon product from the early 90s that farted, is a prime example of Japanese pop culture and the mantastic girliness that is taking over the Final Fantasy series. Here, look at this:
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