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danifestmestny posted:

Status: Connected to guide: JustinS

JustinS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: WELP

JustinS: How can i help you

You: i'd like to know about some of the actors from friends before they got on the show

JustinS: sure, you want bio's?

You: um yeah or what shows they were on before

You: cuz inever heard of any of them before the show starte

JustinS: Ok sure just a sec

You: specifically iwant to know about the funny one and the pretty one (not the hot one)

JustinS: Heres a site that has all the actors

You: oh aand if i could find out wHAT THE UGLY LOOKING GUY WAS IN BEFORE THATD BE GREAT

JustinS: Just scroll down to find who your looking for

You: OK

You: WAIT

You: JUSTIN I NEED A NEW SEARCH

JustinS: Which is the ugly guy?

You: I FORGET HIS NAME IM BAD WITH NAMES

You: JUSTIN MY KEYBOAD JUST BROKE

You: THE CAPS LOCK WONT TURN OFF AND I CANT TYPE THE LETTER

JustinS: Thats ok lol. This site is great

JustinS: scroll down to see photos and bios

JustinS: of all the actors and actresses

You: JUSTIN FOCUS ON KEYBOARD PLEASE I CANT STAND IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS

You: NEW SEARC

You: I ATE IT WEN TIS APPENS

JustinS: Ok what do you want info on, the keyboard or Friends?

You: ARG STUPID KEY

You: KEYBOARD JUSTIN

You: HELP PLEASE

JustinS: Just a moment

You: O GOOD AT LEAST THE H KEY WORKS AGAIN

You: IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING THAT TELLS ME WHY THE H KEy randomly stops working thatd be great too

You: oh hey it turned of

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danifestmestny posted:

Status: Connected to guide: NehalA

NehalA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

NehalA: How are you today>

You: hi

You: ok

You: this is kind of a weird question but my teacher said it would be ok to ask it as long as i am being mature about it

NehalA: Okay, go ahead.

You: im doing a report on racism for my class and i need to find some racial slurs that i can use as examples of racism in my report

NehalA: Are you looking for slurs that are offensive to a certain group of people?

You: and i know some from a video my teacher showed us yesterday but she said that some people are so full of hate they make up words for all differnt races and cultures

NehalA: Okay, let me see what I can find for you.

You: maybe if you tell me some, like one for each race then i can ask her if that is ok

NehalA: This first result covers different groups and even has some info on origins

You: thats helpful

You: oh no my school library is blocking the site though

NehalA: Oh sorry, try the wikipedia one, that one shouldn't be blocked.

You: oh man im afraid that the librarian will see she is really mean and might give me a referral for looking at this stuff even though i need it for class

You: wait now she's gone

NehalA: What grade are you in?

You: 10

NehalA: Oh okay.

You: dang she came back i will have to write down the website and go later maybe

NehalA: Ok, is there anything else you'd like me find for you?

You: i need to find 3 before i go back to class though can you tell me just the first 3 you see in the list

You: and what they mean

NehalA: Okay

NehalA: 1)Chex Mix (mixed races, Chinese/Mexican)

You: k thx

You: chex mix is a cereal thats weird that they use that word for racism

NehalA: Yes, it is pretty weird

NehalA: 2)Firecracker (Arabs, they blow themselves up)

You: oh no thats mean

You: not all of them are like that

NehalA: of course not, it's just a mean racial slur

You: yeah

You:

NehalA: 3)Kalu (Indian acting like a black person, Kalu means black in Hindi)

You: hm that one is kind of interesting because i thought only americans were racist

You: are there 1 or 2 more

NehalA: yeah sure

You: k thx

NehalA: 4)Biscuit Lip (Blacks, reference to large lips)

You: makes sense

NehalA: 5)Coin slot (Asians, reference to their eyes)

You: oh

You: lol

NehalA: Are these results sufficient?

You: lol yeah

You: thanks biscuit lip

You: coin slot

You: haha

NehalA: hey, that's not very nice!

NehalA: Can I find anything else for you?

You:

You: no

NehalA: Okay then,

NehalA: Have a nice day!

NehalA: Good luck with your project!

You: thx

NehalA: Thanks for searching ChaCha!

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Status: Session ended.