Update: Box of Trial still plans to send his creation to Patsy! Granted, it's been a year, so she might be less receptive to Clinton Anderson-related humor than she once was. Worst-case scenario, as vividly described by forums user Humper: Patsy is a humorless crone who eyes the drawings with an incurious "eh" before throwing them away. But even if she doesn't appreciate his masterpiece, at least the Internet gets a chance to enjoy it. Any "Patsy response" stories will be posted in this space as they become available. Godspeed, Dennis and Clinton!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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