Every so often, I wonder, "BBQ, what is going to do you in? A car wreck, a freak accident with spoons, or your average mass murderer?" The SA Forum Goons predict their own deaths, a lot of which include clowns in some fashion or another. Are clowns really that deadly and scary? I mean, yeah, grown men and women dressed in bright colors with make-up on are a bit strange, but they aren't going to kill you. Unless you go to sleep.


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