Mystery One: Who ate the entire meat pie?

"DoctorZero" calls himself a hero, but his chances of winning are roughly zero. YAY!! I B SMARDD!

"DoctorZero" likes to shop, too. What a swell guy!

"DoctorZero" is also a winner with the ladies!

"Flying-Squid" gains a lot of satisfaction from sitting on his thumbs.

"JonathanTheRed" is outlawed in the state of Arizona.

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