It's pretty easy to make something offensive: Just add Nazis or epithets! But the Something Awful Forum Goons put in some extra effort by converting their simple, off-putting concepts into realistic-looking board games. To paraphrase Josh "Livestock" Boruff's disclaimer from 2005's "Offensive Cereals" installment, these images (and probably any images included in an update with "offensive" in the title) will indeed be offensive, and as such might not be suitable for good-hearted people as well as those of pure soul. Everyone else, enjoy/see you in hell!
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
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