Cat Face Joe
an event where you maneuver an office chair through an obstacle course and cut a target with your katana at the end
carry on then
24x5x52x4x100m sprint with a scrum call every 100m
it lasts for the duration of the tournament and by the end nobody can remember what the goal was when they started and they agree to just forget about the whole thing
Judo but like with anime powers or something
floppy discus toss
men's 109.9999999999999999 meter hurdles
A freestyle competition in which each competitor attempts to injure themselves as gratuitously as possible. After the award ceremony webms of the performances are made the background of the images thread.
Not Shutting The Fuck Up About Trains
handball, but with a Samsung phone
marathon: speed run bungie's marathon on an imac
the 750ml Drink Until You Don't Regret Your Career Choices Sprint
the 2 Hour Conference Call Marathon, last one to give up and switch to the 750ml Sprint wins
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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