Fantasmo: Please draw a goat using pesticide on a swarm of bees.


MageMage: A heavy, burly, and hairy construction worker using a duck effectively as a jackhammer.


Optimist with doubt: Could you draw a reeses peanut butter cup come to life and taking its revenge on humans?


Wild T: Bumblebees attacking a two-year-old's birthday party by going kamikaze into her birthday-cake candles.

The Worst Unicorn:

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