Stab your staff into the ground, grab hold of beelz with one hand, grab hold of the staff with your teeth, and jerk it with your free hand


dao Jones

>unleash all bodily functions NOW


Vanilla Mint Ice

>hug and kiss Beelz in the nose then head to the portal together side by side


wow, what a journey. Thanks to Atma for the concept and the images, and to all the GBS 2.1 Goons who contributed! For brevity of presentation, I cut out several trial-and-error deaths, lots of rejected suggestions, some basic "go east"-type directions, and at least three drug-trip sequences. If you'd like to experience the thread in its original 48-page form, you can find it in the Goldmine archive!

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