> go outside ready light shit up with your staff of lighting shit up



>Shout at the guard, "KILL THAT IMPOSTER!" and point at H.G.



Tell the guard the imposter always lies and the real ghost always tells the truth but you don't know which is which so he'll have to ask them questions. Tell him its a test of his faith. While he's confused and has his guard down blast him with the staff.


Tha Chodesweller

accuse the holy ghost of necromancy and punish him for unholy crimes


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