The SA goons love their lists! In fact cataloguing their preferences in every conceivable category is so popular that there's a whole main forum for it, PYF (Post Your Favorite). There you'll find an astonishing variety of lists, from thousand-page compilations of video game minutia to one page-doodling games, like this one started by Flint_Paper on March 13 2020. Let's all misremember it together, this week in the Comedy Goldmine!

Flint_Paper

Hello PYF I cannot draw and also I initially misspelled is as Sherk in the title.

Please draw a Shrek without looking at a Shrek and have a nice day.


LITERALLY A BIRD

Here is what Shrek would look like if he lived on a Post-It note and stood at a 45 degree angle at all times. I'm told this is the most authentic Shrek and he was digitally altered to stand at a normal angle in all four of his films as well as the associated short(s).


AtomD


bitterandtwisted


CuriousSymptoms

Shrek pls


Straight White Shark


egon_beeblebrox


Lord Hydronium


Pixeltendo

Now i'm a buh-lee-vah


MariusLecter


Mizuti


Inexplicable Humblebrag

it's been absolutely ages since i saw shrek and i can't remember if he wears a shirt, but i know he hangs out with a donkey


Lieutenant Dan


dudeness

I didn't feel like opening the search bar to find regular paint so I just used paint 3d.


egg_dog


j.peeba


MageMage


WereGoat


Plethora

I think it became more of a bee movie situation


feetnotes


ItsDisposable

Legit couldn't remember if he actually has the ear head trumpet things


blatman

this is mine


this is wife


Thanks again to Flint_Paper and the forums users for these literally incredible drawings! Come join the fun yourself for a one-time fee of just ten bucks!

– Ian "BFM" Helm

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