In the event of a water landing, the College of Art and Architecture can be used as a flotation device.
The basement of the engineering building is home to the Minotaur. His office hours are 4-6 Tue, Thur, & Fri.
Ace of Baes
If an art class you're in has a nude model, that is NOT a go head to start taking off your clothes.
if no one else in the class is a nude model, you're it, so start doing your job
Chill la Chill
how do you become a professional college art class/school nude model?
I tried just showing up naked in hopes they'd offer me the job, but somehow nobody even seemed to notice i was naked and then i couldn't find where I left my pants and it turned out i had a big test that day and i hadn't even gone to one lecture!!
There is no such thing as the math lab, and if you are in the math lab you have made a terrible mistake.
Text books are NOT the size of phone books, nor do they have Yellow Pages printed on them.
there are ghosts in the dorms that will violate the community bathrooms every night of the week and at times you will be vaguely aware that you are one of them
The friends you make in college will last a lifetime, but the enemies you make you will battle endlessly in future lives. Only you can lay down your blade and break the cycle!
I Was The Fury
Make sure to avoid the student health services building. Your body can handle any diseases that you encounter while living in close proximity to the demographic of people least likely to seek medical care for any reason. Your reputation can NOT handle the humiliation of going to the doctor and being labeled a quitter
literally this big
College diplomas make for great tinder in an emergency survival situation, but you're still probably better off just trying to light $40,000 in cash.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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