Consumer Reporter IS THE UGLIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!


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I once kissed Fillerbunny and his breath smelled of ranch flavored Pringles. I knew at that moment once I popped I could not stop.


With his being a boxing-related article, Jabba Degrassi should change his name to JABBER Degrassi! Or Frank Spitbucket.


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