Remember "Wake Up Your Cat"? Maybe not, it's been a while. If so, thank you for sticking with Comedy Goldmine! Here's an update for you: The originator of that theme, David Thorpe, remains close with cats. In fact, just this morning I saw him holding a three-legged cat, and in an affectionate way, not a bullying "can't touch the ground, can you, Three Legs?!" way. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the Internet's obsession with cats started with that update. But the SA Forums have been leaning toward dogs lately, so the Goons revived the theme and made it canine-centric!
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This Week on Something Awful...
WEPOWR: Our Free Speech Social Media Site Will Thank You for Using the N-Word
No censorship! No demonetization! It is time for the people to rise up and form a truly free social media website!
This Pizza Took Me Eight Years To Make
What you'll need: Pizza ingredients. Six out of ten people prefer the taste of a pizza with ingredients to that of a pizza without ingredients.
E3 2019 Recap-aganza! Fest!
I watched hours of press events so you don't have to read this! Wait, that's not right.
The PC Game Launcher Trash-Off
None of them are as good as Steam. Not even Steam.
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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