Lots of people own PSPs. Maybe you one of them.


I think six people own a Game.com. You are not one of them.


Here's another Neo Geo. That's like 80 now I think.


I knew of a Chinese guy who had a Nokia NGage and he never spoke to anyone, he sat all day on his own playing one of the three games released for it. I can therefore surmise that all NGage owners were weird and possibly Asian?


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