If you bought a 3DO you were probably rich or stupid or rich and stupid.

Lots of nerds like the Neo Geo so I won't insult it.

Spending nearly $1000 on a Neo Geo arcade set up for your bedroom was either the coolest thing or most pathetic thing you could ever do.

We've all played a few handhelds over the years (unless you were a Thalidomide baby born with no fingers), so let's now enjoy them...as ducks! Can you imagine playing Tetris on THIS Gameboy?!

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