We are the bunny. You are baloon.Hello good folk! I am your friendly local Comcast represent! (Do not call your local office, we cannot help you).
I am here to tell you of wonders that is the Comcast Internet and Cable Monopoly!!! You remember monopoly! Very fun game that we play as childrens. Many good time!
As we like to joke around the office pit, "It's Comcastic!" I think that is play on word for fantastic but my English is still lacking! Sorry folk!
Here are some exciting feature for Comcastic Great Internet and Cable Service™
It is Comcastic!
Your <INSERT LOCAL TOWN HERE, NOT YOUR LOCAL TOWN WHEREVER WE FOUND YOU AND PROVIDED YOU SOMETHING MORE THAN HERDING SHEEP>, Local Comcast Representative
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