He's thuggin' man.
I hate this man.
Some guy acting all "gangsta" while playing Duck Hunt or something.
Is it a troll? Perhaps! Do we care? No way!
Batman has let himself go. I miss old Batman. :(
Some weird kid bitches about people who don't like Anime. Whatever.
Swing that sword oh Canada.
DO DO DO DO DO DO I AM PLAYING THE SONG OF STORMS. Is an ocarina a real instrument?
Some fat Star Trek nerd (yeah that narrows it down) teaches us Klingon. QLEPLACH!
Some guy does weird shit for minor social norm infractions. Neat!
THE PUNISHER GOES TO TOWN ON YO SORRY MOFO ASS SUCKA.
I thought all the desperately lonely cosplayers were unique to the United States, Japan, and Germany.
Cameras have made high schools horrible places where any schmuck with a camera thinks he is a director.
My god this kid needs to get laid.
Some kids dress up in costumes and roll around in the woods.
When they say "don't try this at home" it has nothing to do with getting hurt, it has to do with not making an ass of yourself on the internet.
Less Sexually Appealing Bill O'Reilly
Eddie Izzle (weird name) decided to do a Saw parody for some reason. Come see how bad it is!
So this guy rips off the Angry Video Game Nerd and now some ghost hunting show on TV. I think it is called "TAPS".
Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we magically make the unwatchable watchable! In this week's update, we'll take a look at stirring political commentary with prophecies all the way from Canada!
Every single time a game is based on a movie, it sucks ass. This is no different.
This one should be somewhat familiar. If not, go to hell.
I never liked PacMan and this game sure a hell didn't change my mind. I honestly have no idea where these long descriptions show up and I think I am typing this for no reason.
He also smells like poo.
Bob Servo more like Bob ZERO.
Squirrels and shit.
DON'T PISS ME OFF I WILL EAT YOUR ASS.
Buy Comcast now and give into us.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT CROTCH GRAB FOOL
DAILY DIRT IN YO FACE! DAILY DIRT ALL OVER THE PLACE. MARKY MARK IN MAX PAYNE, DOIN' IT HARD IN THE DRAIN.
I HATE MY NEIGHBOR I WISH HE WOULD JUST DIE ALREADY.
I am seriously not trying to pick MMOs from Asia. It just happens. STOP MAKING SHITTY GAMES ASIA!
I have nothing to say about this game other than it sucks shit.
Okay so I barely played this game because I got into the WotLK beta. Do you really blame me?
We be pirates this bi-week and we are a hardy crew of goons that do something. I can't pull off a pirate imitation.
Rumble Fighter made me hate the entire fighting game genre. I already hated anime and the Korean game development industry but why did you bastards make me hate fighting games???
Oh look Korea makes another shitty MMO. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!?
I hated this game so much it actually made me want to waste energy. IBM helped make the worst (and possibly only) educational MMO. Jerks.
Seriously though, Age of Conan is going to be a pile of crap. Terrible graphics, Clunky interface, and naked people are the common points of Ruin Online and that horrible game. I don't even mention Age of Conan in my article!
Anime robots are the worst thing on this earth and should be purged in a giant robot holocaust. We already have trash dumps so there should be minimal expense.
Gunz Online is another game that sucks ass. Not to say it is the worst game I have had to review but when you have to rip off Lord of the Rings (even though there is only one ring) for a video game you have gone too far! STAR WARS IS THE ONLY TRUE TRILOGY.
ASDA Story is a pile of crap with stupid crap everywhere. Soulmates and vagina caves couldn't save this game from mediocracy.
This time I review Kart Rider which is a giant Mario Kart rip off. The game is pretty horrible but I also included a piece of hate mail to make up for it. May the force be with you.
Dark and Light is basically a pile of garbage that I could have putt together by opening up my butt cheeks and pushing really hard. From now on I will be reviewing REALLY crappy MMOs made by teenagers.
Come join me as I get kicked in the nuts online in Kicks Online! I wanted to eat the end of a gun every minute while playing this game! Hooray!
The Sims Online is still a pile of garbage. This article, however, may only be a small clump of garbage!
I can't tell you how fucking much Kidney stones hurt. What also hurt was reviewing this piece of shit game.
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