Choose the perfect gift (slightly less perfect than the gift certificate perfect gifts) for your loved / liked / despised one from this luxurious selection of pristine and beautiful merchandise! Available for a limited time only (all offers expire in the year 27,198 AD).
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Awesome T-Shirt #1: Something Awful: The T-Shirt
Crafted from only the most high quality fibers available (shirt atoms), this is the definitive Something Awful t-shirt, mostly because it doesn't say "Something Awful" on it and doesn't say we're even a website, so nobody will know...
Awesome T-Shirt #2: City Name Sports Team!
Support every single team in every single town regardless of where you are or where you're going! Women love sports, so if one sees you wearing this, she'll undoubtedly want to fuck the hell out of your dick.
Awesome T-Shirt #3: MoofWear!
The glorious return of Moof's famous "dinosaurs versus rabbits" collection.
Awesome T-Shirt #4: A Tribute to Impact Font
What's a better way to give back to the ubiquitous font that has given so much to us, the awe-inspiring Impact font?
Awesome T-Shirt #5: RAP
The 10bux Towel!
First run Murder the Internet T-Shirts!
DOOM HOUSE iPhone Case!
Various other stickers and shit here!
INCREDIBLY AWESOME CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM JERSEYS!
I found an online printing store that specializes in sports jerseys, and was able to design some City Name Sports Team jerseys for a very reasonable price (the original ones were like $65!). Check it out:
Thank you for your time, and I look forward to offering more of these, despite how much you may protest!
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