~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Reppin': EVIR Gibson
For the discerning nerd or those with way too much money.
Roadrunner considering switching to metered broadband- Time Warner is thinking of putting 5, 10, 20 or 40 Gigabytes download limit plans into action. It's not like huge companies are letting people stream high def television shows and movies now or in the future.
METER UPDATE: THIS POST BY EVIL GIBSON HAS TAKEN 0.000143051147 GIGABYTES OF YOUR AVAILABLE BANDWIDTH. PLEASE BE SELF-CONSCIOUS OF THIS
METER UPDATE: THE PREVIOUS METER UPDATE HAS TAKEN EVEN MORE OF YOUR BANDWIDTH. WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!?
AT&T, NBC, Microsoft, Others Say "Time is Right for Filtering"-RIAA/MPAA. If you are reading this, you are just advancing the pirate culture by making those developers make workarounds to hide traffic. One example in this thread is that you can hide real data in anything, including PNGs.
Putting a computer in a tank full of oil?- You've probably seen really wierd computer cases where the case is some anime character or some shit. But you can also put your entire system in a non-conductive fluid like mineral oil. Have a cool looking case for about week when the oil starts going rancid from the particulate that gets into the fluid. Hmmm, delicious.
~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.
ICSA 25: Voting Thread - Voting thread for the current Iron Chef Something Awful. This is Battle Citrus.
Interest Check: ICSA "Tournament" - Shall there be a new King of the Iron Chefs? Post your opinion here.
An all-white dinner - On this day, my food shall have no color - You paid how much for teeth whitening?
Cutting Board recommendations- Knife talk allowed too... - If you own a Rachel Ray knife or knife set, then you should probably be using a glass cutting board.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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