~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
What a great day at the gym. First I was listening to Jock Jams, then I was covered in them.
The Anonymous VS Scientology Protest Report Thread or TAVSSPRT - Looks like it's working because there was extra security at the Los Angeles CoS celebrity center. They brought out the big guns: one bicycle rent-a-cop in hot pants and two nerdy looking dorks whose job was to stand around and make sure their pants stayed tucked in. Actually the rent-a-cop is always there, the nerds were just his reinforcements.
Let's imagine things created by famous writers when they were children! - Phillip K. Dick, please see me after school at the school counselor's office.
Let's MSPaint awkward grouphug.us confessions - That's the rules guys, I know limiting yourself to just the awkward ones is tough but we have to keep our heads down and power through.
They are kicking Dropsy out of the circus. Please help him. - I never thought I'd like something that even vaguely resembled the guys from Insane Clown Posse but I love Dropsy.
There Will Be Heart Attacks: the legend of the Bacon Buster - Hmm... I've already added two layers of bacon bit covered bacon to this burger, how can I add more bacon? Eureka! I've got it! Why was I even using hamburger meat in the first place? Bacon is the money meat.
An Introduction to Contemporary Meat Art - Brought to you by the Oscar Meyer Endowment for the Advancement of the Arts.
Albums that don't exist - GIS image macro + random Wikipedia quotes = 5555555
Did you hide your boner? - Man, I don't even know how I get this bad boy through customs.
First year philosophy majors defend necrophilia ITT, come and laugh - See custom titles above.
~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.
Wooden Stock Maintenance - Does your firearm have some wooden furniture on it? Perhaps you should take a gander at this thread so you don't ruin it with gun oil and Hoppes #9
[Nerd]What's the most effective/powerful (DEFENSE PRODUCT)? - Or how I made my attacker really mad at me.
Shotshow 2008 - Apparently there was some sort of "Shot Show" in 2008.
Identify my muskets (please) - I could have sworn the British weren't allowed to have guns.
NRA... yes? no? maybe so? - Should theturnmaster waste his money on an organization that is more concerned with lobbying against Al Gore than preserving the rights of Americans?
Sneak-Peak inside the USMC rifle qualification - TapTheForwardAssist looks like he has rickets.
Watch Me Rape Russian Heritage! - Why would anybody willingly do this to an AK?
Suggestions on a new Sidearm? - Rabid Pancake has come to the realization that doublestack polymer framed pistols are too fucking big to hide on your body, and that he should get something a little smaller for his daily carry.
Tell me about silencers - Click here for a nerdy discussion about using suppressors as a general issue item.
I have a VZ 58 and I want to fire it in the good 'ole American Way - And then spend the next ten years of my life in federal pound me in the ass prison.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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