Russia's attackin' Georgia?



Ha ha, my friend.

Ha ha. That joke is as hilarious as when I-

What faggot college you go to to learn how to speak Sissy?

Y'all speak it real clear.

Like a song bird.

I'll have you know I'm top in my fight club.
Yer what?
Um, America is, um, narrowly leading China in medals at the Olympics.
Had a celestial whore I used to put my pecker in out Tybee Island way. Gave me the clap just by spittin' in her hand afore she rubbed my doodle.

Ain't never figured that out.

Wonder if she's speakin' Russian now?

Old-Timey Cowboy, I...will you excuse me?

I have to take this call.

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