Pepsi Throwback (and Mountain Dew) are out, taste the sugar. - Any time a snack is modified in any way, it makes itself available for intense scrutiny.
Swine Flu: We're all going to die! - I already want to die, can Swine Flu help me achieve my goals?
THE fat people thread. - Your one-stop-shop for the world's worst shit
Man With MicroPenis Tasered Repeatedly - Please enjoy this video of me
~*~ FYAD ~*~
must love horses - 22 (Battery Park) - The greatest thread you've never read
sunday is the lord's day - Now playing: Darude - Sandstorm
Space Idiot in the Fourth Dimension - So long, Space Idiot!
serious thread:whats a good way to dig into gravel - Yeah lets plant a tree in some rocks, great job!
~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Ubuntu 9.04 Jaunty now released (torrents inside) - Do a Thing
Laptop Bags! - Messenger bags more like Nerd Purses
The Linux Questions Thread, SCO non-infringing version - Question: Why won't girls talk to me?
The IT Certification Megathread - The next best thing to nepotism! - I just got my CCNA and a guy in a dumpster laughed at me!
Post your (actual) desktops! - Anime babe wallpapers galore
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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