~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.

What cooking series do you routinely watch?
- If Yan Can Cook, you can too. Unless you're on Food Network in which case it is statistically most likely that you cannot cook.

Standard Tipping Rate?
- Wow, we actually made it to page three before someone decided to let us know that tipping is retarded.

- So I bought this bag of anonymous red powder that I understand is pretty good to use in various recipes but OH GOODNESS IT IS SWEET AND SAVOURY AND GOOD ON EVERYTHING I AM AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO DO.

Where did you have the best steak you've ever eaten?
- On the moon. It was a cheesesteak lololololol. No, actually it was at somebody's house.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.

Soooooo....... DC vs Heller? - Gun Peoplez roolz. Brady Droolz.

Ironman 2008 Pics - The kind gentlefolk over at Cavalry Arms thought that it would be good fun to post photos of a their crack middle age squad displaying THE TACTICAL skills at the Ironman 2008 competition.

BATFE raids Blackwater, Confiscates Full Auto Guns - The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives raided Blackwater headquarters in a spectacular show of force. The Death told is expected to be in the hundreds and losses well into the millions for both sides.

The Belt Sword - Don't forget to protect yourself from goblins and monsters while heading out on a Cheeto run with this transvestite endorsed sword!

Mr. Milsurp Fag goes to Europe - TFR's premier firearms and military history scholar's photos of wonder and excitement as he tours Berlin and shows us bunch of "historically relevant" bullet holes and rubble.


Good Gun/Action/Etc. Movies - Whoops this isn't Cinema Discusso, my bad.

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
If you're reading this, you probably play video games.

Diablo 3 - This game will be a really big deal when it releases in 2011.

MegaMan 9, out of nowhere! - Some people are applauding this idea to essentially release a new NES game (I am one of them).

Games that originally sucked, but grew on you - Bioshock. Just kidding, it never grew on me.

Gotta Hug 'Em All: Let's Play Pokémon Mystery Dungeon! Now with content! - Most people consider Mystery Dungeon games tedious, so now you can see all that amazing "plot" without having to play it yourself!

YCS third strike crew report in [pc gaming] [youtube] - Let's fight like gentlemen.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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