Expensive food with tiny proportions
- WHERE IS MY 8 POUND BRONTO RIB SIDE ORDER??? I PAID GOOD MONEY TO EAT HERE AND I EXPECT MORE THAN BIRD FOOD FOR I AM ALL THAT IS MAN.
How do you make an amazing tomato sauce?
- You don't seem to understand; grocery store tomatoes are garbage. This is one instance where you must, must, use Italian canned tomatoes. I know it sounds silly, but it really is just that important.
Oatmeal! How versatile is it?
- More than just breakfast and haggis and haggis for breakfast.
- $214/lb. for the truest gem in the culinary kingdom. Now available from amazon.com!
The Coolest Arcade Games Ever - The sound of Colossus powering up in the four player X-Men Arcade game will echo in our memories ~*foreva*~
Etrian Odyssey: How to ruin the economy of a thriving explorers hub [SSLP] - Watching someone else do all the work in a game that requires you to make your own maps is the perfect way to experience it.
The Happening - What a twist! A new M. Night Shyamalan Hey guys, what's Happening? A bad movie, that's what!
Pixar's WALL-E: Bridging the Uncanny Valley one cute robot noise at a time The latest Pixar film is the heartwarming story of a robot that learns to love. Pfft, great job ripping off Heartbeeps, Pixar.
Disaster Movie? That was quick? Oh boy, the creators of Epic Movie, Date Movie and Meet the Spartans are putting out a new movie this summer. The only disaster will be THIS movie, lol!
You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Full of Spoilers (Hulk Discussion Thread) Hey, its a new Hulk thread. This is for after you've gone and seen the movie this weekend. Discuss how awesome it was here.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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