Livestock: this article is tough to write because bear's name is bear and also there are bears in nature
Livestock: and sometimes when you want to write about bear and bears it gets confusing
Moof: that is a real hurdle
Moof: one that many writers are faced with though
Moof: some overcome it
Moof: some do not
Livestock: like if my name was Dog Boruff and all day long I worked in a dog pound
Moof: that is what i will call you now
Moof: Dog Boruff
Livestock: no you won't
Moof: okay dog boruff
Livestock: no stop
Moof: oh dobo
Livestock: that is not my name
Moof: when will you learn
Livestock: ARGH I AM NOT DOBO
Livestock: shut up idiot!!
Moof: heheheh old dog boruff barking up the wrong tree
Livestock: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU SON OF A BITCH
Moof: hehehe AROOO AROOOOO
Livestock: WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T TOM "IDIOTFACE" DAVIES
Moof: hehe fetch
Moof: *throws a stick*
Moof: what are you going to eat for dinner A BONE??
Livestock: my fist is kind of nervous
Livestock: it has a date with your face
Livestock: and wants to make a good impression
Moof: hehehe that is pretty good
Livestock: thank you
Livestock: it is a dog boruff original " and (C) 2007
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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