A Classic Case of Nature vs. Nurture with Tom "Moof" Davies
Moof: i want a job where i can pet kittens all day :)
Moof: and make them purr and when they are purring i move on to the next kitten until i have a whole box of purring kittens and then i can go home
Livestock: what if the kittens hiss and snarl
Moof: then i pet them more aggressively
Livestock: moof that is a classic case of nature vs nurture
Moof: no you are
Moof: this keyboard has keys on it to change the volume
Moof: it is insane
Moof: i am like hmm a little louder and i press the keys and it gets louder
Livestock: moof that is also a classic case of nature vs nurture
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