Thrill the Attack On Titan fan in your household this Christmas with this sexy body pillow of anime character Mikasa Ackerman. It's reversible with different images on each side, so it's like having two completely different embarrassing life size cartoon women pillows in your house. Ripped up clothes and boobs for friends, weird butt pose for the family.
I've done the math on this one and the low price works out to less than $6 per Chakra! How can you go wrong with that much healing? Includes a CD on how to "program and use" your crystals and gemstones for healing, as well as instructional information on how to use the included Chakra pendulum. If you have anyone in your family feeling under the weather, this is a great way to say "I'm crazy and I don't really care about your health. Enjoy these tumbled rocks."
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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