"I'm been gnawing on this bone for hours. What the hell am I doing with my life?"
- Seaborne


"Look at me. I'm dry and it's raining. I'm some real big shit over here. Get a load of me."
- Anchovy


"Today's the day I finally roll around in that mud puddle I've been eying all week. The anticipation is killing me."
- Showroom


"I will devour this world and swim in a sea of my own vomit."
- Livermore


"Please remove this infernal thing so I can chew my rump ragged."
- Coroner


"Your whole world is my toilet."
- Destiny


"No, thank you. Not right now."
- Bewilderer


"Lights! Camera! Me!"
- Action


"Don't eat the biscuit. Don't do it. Don't give them the satisfaction."
- Scud


"Every smell overwhelming, every sound deafening, every inch of me itches."
- Javelin


"But I'm not a good dog. You have no idea what I've truly done."
- Surefire

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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