"I'm been gnawing on this bone for hours. What the hell am I doing with my life?"
"Look at me. I'm dry and it's raining. I'm some real big shit over here. Get a load of me."
"Today's the day I finally roll around in that mud puddle I've been eying all week. The anticipation is killing me."
"I will devour this world and swim in a sea of my own vomit."
"Please remove this infernal thing so I can chew my rump ragged."
"Your whole world is my toilet."
"No, thank you. Not right now."
"Lights! Camera! Me!"
"Don't eat the biscuit. Don't do it. Don't give them the satisfaction."
"Every smell overwhelming, every sound deafening, every inch of me itches."
"But I'm not a good dog. You have no idea what I've truly done."
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