I HATE YOU PAGE 46

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is. Summon The Dark Overlord to free you!

We've caught it on tape! Moulder, you were right all along!

Jesus Christ, those lawn gnomes are becoming more and more realistic every day.

Holy crap, the golf match takes an unpleasant turn. A dispute over who gets to wear the hat that says "LATEX" turns Bob Wellington into a vicious killer!

Haha, if anybody out there likes gum, this chick's got it in spades.

Hey computer fellahs, point to your girlfriend! That's what I thought.