Looking Ahead for Lowtax and Emily!
Step 8: Enjoy Engagement
Step 9: Get Married
Step 10: Discover New Wife's Hideous Secret on Wedding Night
Step 11: Accept Secret and Adapt Life
Step 12: Have Baby
Step 13: Grow old together / conquer planet.
Step 14: ENJOY ETERNITY!
Congratulations, Lowtax and Integral! From your worker monkies, we wish you all the best. Also, this little congratulations blurb is your wedding gift, so don't ask for anything else.
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Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
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