At Something Awful, a question we get all the time is, "How are you still around?" Another question we get is, "What's the proper viewing order for various film and television properties within the Marvel Cinematic Universe? I mean, you seem like the shut-ins who'd know this." We're glad to finally put this question to rest, with this, the bestest-ever MCU viewing order chart.
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