Are your old mixed signals getting a little boring? You're in luck, friend. Here's some brand new mixed signals you can use to confuse, terrify and otherwise keep your lady in line. Enjoy!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
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