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Do you like Worm Miller's monster humor? Well, what if we told you there was an entire goddamn book full of it? We're talking about his new masterwork, A Zombie's History of the United States. Xmas is right around the corner, and this book will make the perfect stocking-stuffer, bathroom companion, wobbly-table-leg stabilizer, or winter fire kindling! Special offer: If you pre-order three copies today, you'll definitely receive three copies later! Act now!
Kra! Thanks to Ian at Fused Muse for putting together the page layouts and the amazing title/avatar combinations!
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