#9: Urban Street
Okay, you know how most games have a plot, comprehensible mechanics, and characters? Well throw all that stupid trash out the window here in Urban Streets, a game which is not only definitely not urban, but also lacks streets. So what are we left with? You got me, watch the video and witness the horrors yourself.
Recreate that one brief CNN headline about that weird kid who snuck onboard a plane bound for Hawaii in this thrilling action simulator. You'll find excitement and realistic detail waiting around each and every corner as you sail majestically through the air on an incredibly lifelike airplane bound for god knows where. This isn't all fun and games though, as the ending teaches us that while stowing away may be an amazing adventure, it eventually ends in a dramatic downturn. Lesson learned.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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