Something Awful boasts a proud history of accelerating the aging process, from "Movies That Show Their Age!" to the "Senior Living II: The Oldening" saga to my own ghastly, corpse-like visage. NAG decided to push a new batch of celebrities toward decrepitude, and the SA Forum Goons joined in, because this kind of thing never gets old.
NAG thinks that just because he started this theme, he can get away with posting unaltered Lindsay Lohan photos.
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't fuck with? SlightButSteady does anyway.
In westborn's composition, we see the secret of the universe's age, and the evolution of the stars.
NAG reveals what might have been.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!