Esplanade ears are so fat he hears Twinkie wrappers opening in Texas.
I think I'd like Ryebread a lot more if he was a flying hamburger.
wayfinder crudely slammed mouse buttons with his bulbous fingers until this image staggered to life.
Hello Pity wrestled this image from the grips of a giant inflatable gorilla out in front of the local Ford dealer.
outy is incredibly mentally disturbed, and this horrifying image is an insight into just how his twisted mind operates.
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"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
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