Fucker


> Switch back to wife
> Start speaking to bob in menacing voice
> "hello bob... its us again... your wife has some nice tits, oooooh yeah her tits are great. *dramatic pause* there is nothing you can do about us. we have a holy mission to carry out and its beyond your puny human comprehension. we will awaken."
> Switch back to the kid
> Speak in same menacing voice
>" can you feel it? *audibly shivers* hes calling me. its coming."
> Silently wish for Satan and Beelz to enter the room and bring hell with them.

Atma






 Poland Spring

> >Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

Atma

Phearson

> Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.

Atma

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