FlyinPingu theorizes that DogBeards are the next logical step in the evolution of facial hair.
QwertySanchez didn't really change anything. The molecular structure of Einstein is completely intact.
You may speak with Otik about taking a scenic stroll past the old mill. A better day you'll not spend elsewhere!
I double-dog-dare someone to match Bloody Holly's madness.
I once loaned GnatKingCoal the keys to one of my many expensive boats. This is how I was repaid.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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