When selecting his username, afkaj simply mashed home row and hoped for the best. Also I think he invented a new sport instead of following directions!
Modus Pwnens made this image just to remind Canadians that hockey is dead and never coming back.
perianwyr combines a frilly sport with the savage grace and splendor of figure skating.
HelmetJap is a beautiful and bloody accident waiting to happen.
SkinnyIsrael spends most of his time scaring fish at the local pet store.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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